“YOU SHOULD REALLY BECOME AN ATTORNEY!”

—stuff adults used to say to me instead of “shut the f*ck up”.

so, i started Writing —anything

But you already know that.

Here’s some things you don’t know about me:

(—or you better not, weirdo).

I believe life imitates art, Oscar beat me to it.

Every year, I try to confuse Spotify wrapped.

I love theatre plays.

On bad days, I write poems.

On really bad days, I stare out the window like a pigeon lady.

Still haven’t grown out the “I can change the world” phase.

Sucker for little animals, ciggies, and leopard print.

Metalhead, Radiohead, bouzoukia.

I have a thing for long motorcycle rides.

And tulips.

MKAAAAY

MKAAAAY

  • I’m interested in anything advertising/social media/graphic design related, so I’ve done some pretty unhinged work. Take a look in the extras section.

    Lately I’ve been working on improving my skills in AI generated images/videos.

  • I can build an app on Figma, I can build a website (obv I made this), can do market research… did I mention I can write semi-good copy?

  • I like life. I’m probably fun to be around because even I laugh at my own jokes. We can chat if you’d like!